Murphy's Laws
When something can possibly
go wrong, it will.
If everything seems to be going well, you have
obviously overlooked something.
If you try to please
everyone, somebody is not going to like it.
If you fool around with
something long enough, it will eventually break.
Whatever you want to do, you
have to do something else first.
If you explain something so clearly that no one can
possibly misunderstand, someone will.
